As Mr A Right (the planning manager) always says, once a
plan is in place then it will go wrong. Now we are full-timing we can be
flexible but last week our plans nearly went totally t*ts up.
When I wrote last we were having the van serviced and our
hab batteries had failed the day before.
Well we needed a new set at a cost of over £350. Wow that wasn’t planned, but at least it was
before we needed to go pub-camping, before we need to watch the budget and also
while we were in the country.
We had a lovely stay at Cheltenham, as usual, and toddled off to visit Mr Right’s son in Cheddar, then we left for Hampshire. Now
there’s not much choice of a campsite near to Alton, we had settled on Woodside
in East Tisted and booked in for four nights.
When we got there, it was along a dirt track about half a mile long with
a hair-pin bend half way up. Had I
mentioned before that we are over 8 metres long? I’ll bet we had. He went first in the car (Frodo) and I
followed in Jan the Van. The hair-pin was certainly interesting, not to mention
challenging. Only a couple of shunts
back and forward and yes!!! I was around without any major trauma. Following up
the hill it was becoming clear that this independent campsite was going to be
nothing like the luxury of Briarfields in Cheltenham (highly recommended).
Well
there was a gate which Frodo went through quite happily and as I could see a
few vans parked in a field with electricity to my left I assumed that this was
the field we were to park in. I decided that I’d had enough, I wasn’t going any
further until I knew exactly where I was going to.
Yes I was right – that boggy sloping field was where we were
to stay for the next 4 nights. I quickly
said to Mr R so say that we had booked in for only 3 nights, I didn’t want to
stay any longer than necessary. They did have toilets and a shower, but I
declined to make use of the facilities as they were just a portaloo (a ceramic
toilet though) with absolutely no heating – hang on, I’m not that fussy but
this was late November!!!!
What we have realised for a while is that you can go anywhere and stop anywhere as long as you don’t need to be somewhere specific. Once you need that then somehow there doesn’t seem to be anywhere to stay. We had spent 2 days searching on the internet and visiting CL’s and CS’s to find somewhere suitable and all were either, not suitable, not open, or too far away (33 miles) – very frustrating for me – I do like to know where I’m going.
We were going into Alton for dinner and had considered
getting a taxi, however reconsidered with that driveway. If we asked a taxi to take us up to the site
late at night I’m sure he would have thought that we were about to drive him
into the woods and mug him. No-one would
have taken us and we would have had a very long and muddy walk in the pitch
black.
We had a lovely stay
with Mr Right’s daughter, partner and children and left on the Monday morning
to head home to the midlands for just a couple of weeks to tie up loose ends before
heading south again on 21st
December.
We decided to have a luxury stay in Henley on Thames at
Swiss Farm Campsite as we hadn’t got any commitments until Wednesday and turned
up – on-spec in Henley. We were greeted
by a lovely lady who asked with a big smile “Are we expecting you?”, “No” I
replied, “Well I’m sorry but we are closed to tourers until March.” What? I was
sure they were open all year round.
Anyway the kind lady asked the owner if it would be possible for us to
stay and he agreed that one night would be ok, so we were let in.
This is a cracking site and the facilities
are great, so we had showers etc and a lovely evening just the three of us
(including the smelly one), cooking in our van and thoroughly enjoying it,
looking forward to our months in the sun that were only a few weeks away.
On Friday we decided to return home
(oh actually our motorhome is our home now), well to the midlands to just “finish
off” things and then head south.
Heading home – or to Fillongley. The stop over bit is always the comfortable
boring bit so I don’t write much about that.
The fun always starts once you have to worry about going somewhere,
where are you going to stay and wgd (not wkd as in the drink, but wgd as in
Water Gas and Dump).
We had plenty of gas and water but needed to dump our waste
(sorry but these are fundamental things to consider when you are living in your
van). So we decided to stop at Warwick Services to refuel – yes I know the
services are expensive, but sometimes you have to work out how far out of your
way a cheaper station is and that can often cost you more money when you only
do 9 mpg.
As we were approaching Warwick Services it was pouring with
rain and as it was nearing lunchtime I took pity on Mr Right who would be
standing out in the rain filling the LPG tanks.
If you have ever used these pumps you will know that it can take over 20
minutes to fill the tanks and you have to lean on the button all that
time. So to be kind, I pulled over into
the HGV area to have lunch and to wait for the rain to abate. After about 20 minutes we decided to push
on. We still didn’t have anywhere
planned to stay for the night and were thinking of going to Somers Wood in
Meriden. We knew that they didn’t have anywhere
to dump our waste – yes I know that gets boring. So we rang our mate Glynn at
the Weavers Arms in Fillongley (
www.theweaversarms.co.uk)
to ask if we could dump there. Yes, I’m
sure I’ve got a drain that you can use.
Thanks Glynn.
We pulled away from our parking space on the services to
find the lpg filling tank. Oh no – there
was no way that we could get to the filling station from the HGV parking. The
only thing to do was to reverse back into the filling station or give up and go
somewhere else. We knew there was a
Shell garage in Balsall Common but as we were going to Fillongley it was out of
our way. I sort of had this problem that
if we went through Balsall Common to get to Fillongley then we would have to go
past Somers Wood campsite then go 6 miles to Fillongley which seemed a waste if
we were going to stay at Somers Wood. My
sub-conscious just had to find an alternative, the stress levels were rising. I had heard of a cheap lpg station in
Coventry but couldn’t remember quite where and it wasn’t showing up on the sat
nag. We agreed that we would go to
Balsall Common and pulled out of the filling station.
Then out of the blue I remembered the name of the road where
the cheap gas could be found.
We pulled off the M40 onto the A46 and I signalled to Mr
Right (now remember that name it comes in useful in a bit) that we weren’t
going to pull off but to go straight on towards Coventry. The sat nag took us
directly to the filling station that I wanted – Mr Right hadn’t got a clue
where we were going so had to stay close.
Horror upon horrors – the lpg tank was around the back of a
unit on an industrial estate. There was
no drive in and drive out. I would have
to reverse all the way in, or reverse all the way out. Now having changed the plan at Warwick (by
going to the hgv parking) and now going to Cov instead of Balsall Common to get
the LPG I had changed the plan twice without consultation. I was treading on very marshy ground here.
Mr Right, whilst not actually saying it gave me the "Shouldn't have changed the plan, I'm always right" look.
I reversed the van out of the drive of the filling station
and had a hissy fit in the middle of the road. I was seriously fed up now – I’d
driven for 140 miles, made two wrong decisions and we still didn’t have
anywhere to stay tonight and time was getting on, only a couple of hours until
dark – except in reality we did have 4 choices of where to stay – but then that’s
too many choices that I couldn’t decide where I wanted to be.
So another decision was made, go to Balsall Common to get
gas then to Fillongley to dump our waste at the pub, then we’d make another
decision of where we’d go.
Now from the filling station in Coventry to Balsall Common
wasn’t that far, but it was across the back lanes. I followed the sat nag. All the time I was aware that I didn’t want
to go anywhere near Berkswell station as I knew there was a low bridge – only 7ft
and we were almost double that. Well I
missed the first turning as I thought that went to the bridge, then I refused
to take the next turning, which did go to the bridge and I ended going “all round
the Wrekin” (a great Brummie expression) to get to the Shell Garage. So having
tried to save a bit of money going to a cheap station, we ended up paying Shell
prices and used up about 1.5 gallons doing so.
Having re-fuelled (both vehicle and habitation tanks), we
departed the Shell garage and moved onto Fillongley. My stress levels had started to subside - thank got for HRT. At least we were going to get to wherever we were going and we would be warm tonight.
As we got to the pub all the lights went out as it closed
for the afternoon. The car park was
empty so we looked around for hopeful drains. Iain got out a screw driver and the drain
lifters and as much as we cleared the lifting holes and the edges of the drain
and then pulled and pulled, we couldn’t get the drain cover off. We tried a couple of options. Oh no, we were tired and fed-up and now we
still couldn’t sort out the essentials.
Finally he noticed that (not for the first time) I had parked over the
top of a potential source of relief, a drain cover. I moved the van and this time the cover
lifted.
By then Deb (the landlady) had come out to her car to go off
home for the afternoon. I was desperate
and asked Deb it if would be ok for us to park overnight as I was knackered and
had had enough for the day. No probs
said Deb – so here we were again, in pub car park.
This is a really salubrious life!!!! At least we don’t have
to worry about drinking and driving we can simply fall into our van.